No Athletics Please For the Safety of All Involved

i am going to bed. my truck acted up on the way home from bub's basketball shindig Players vrs. the Moms. whose idea was this? do they know how dangerous i am when athletics are involved anything past catching something like a piece of candy thrown at me... actually scratch that- anything involving coordination. yoga, i do yoga. i've fallen off the bike while taking a "spinning" course, i've flown off the back of a treadmill.. and now they want me to take to the court with 11 yr. old boys who ENJOY sports... it was sad, scary really. one of the dads asked if i was shooting or trying to pass the ball. seriously.